Alright men. I’m only going to say this one more time. STOP DASHING PAST THE BIRDS! Everytime you blasted rocks-for-skulls dash past a bird, it gets spooked and starts making nasty squawking sounds. Every guard in the vicinity will hear it, and it’s even reached the point where the master of the house will get up and tell the nearest guard on duty. I’ll say this one more time, and I don’t want to say it again: DON’T DASH PAST BIRDS!

Lieutenant Billowe

Girl with needs and fears